Time for the annual Walters family Christmas letter. Hope you enjoy!
Well, we've had some big things happen this year, so let me just go down the list.
Cliff's year was a little tough. He started it out with a torn rotator cuff. After a rough surgery, and even tougher rehab, he can now wipe his own ass. He also started a new profession as an alligator wrangler. You can check him out on the History Channel's show "Swamp People".
Donna's year was extra trying. She took care of her dad for most of the year until he passed in August. Although she greatly misses him, she doesn't miss watching The Andy Griffith show and Sanford and Son on loop every-single-day. She didn't get to do a lot of traveling this year, but she did make it to Philly and Jersey for her nephew's wedding. Unfortunately, she was unable to really enjoy it because she was going through Sonic and Wayne's withdrawals the whole time. It was quite unbearable.
Jennifer's year was pretty exciting. She had a wonderful experience on a medical mission trip to Nicaragua. She had a dance off with her favorite New Kid On The Block, and her Thunder basketball team made it to the semi-finals. Later that year she booted her roomate and after running inside the house the second she moved and yelling "FREEDOM!" in her best Braveheart voice, her cousin calls 2 hours later and asks if he can move in. DOH! He has been an absolute blessing though. Especially after she hurt her back serving the peeps in Nicaragua. Now, it's incredibly difficult for her, to wipe her own ass.
James probably had the most exciting year. He got a fiance and a baby mama all in one year. He also regulated on some brothas who was tryna jack from him in da hood. Ya-no-wha-I-mean? After that, his little spawn was born. Little baby James has the Walters butt chin and he mumbles just like his daddy. Hopefully he won't have his freakishly large head and big toe.
All in all, it has been a very memorable year. We are so lucky to have Krystal and Kalih in our family and have decided to have mercy on their souls for one more year before we feed them to the wolves in our next letter. So...from our family to yours, we hope you have a merry christmas and a happy new year!
From The Walters Family
